

		`Youngblood" is not a bad movie, and indeed has moments of real 
		conviction. But it is doomed by its plot, which is yet another example 
		of what I like to call the Climb from Despair to Victory (CLIDVIC, 
		rhymes with Kid Pic).
		
		
By now, we know the formula by heart: The hero tries to win, but is 
		soundly defeated by the evil superman on the other side. He goes into 
		exile, trains until he drops, gets advice from a wise old father figure, 
		and then, in the last scene, makes his big comeback and publicly 
		humiliates the enemy. And gets the girl, of course.
		
		This is the plot of the "Rocky" movies and also of countless teenage 
		wrestling, bicycle-racing and karate movies. "Youngblood" takes it north 
		of the border into the world of small-time Canadian professional hockey. 
		At first, it's inter esting just to look at the locations - the seedy 
		ice rinks and shabby rooming houses. But eventually the dead weight of 
		the CLIDVIC formula begins to weigh heavily on our minds, and we realize 
		we are sentenced to yet another slog through the same old plot.
		
		"Youngblood" stars Rob Lowe in the title role. (This violates the 
		"Youngblood Hawke" Rule, which states: Any character named Young blood 
		should be renamed.) He's a farm kid who dreams of playing professional 
		hockey. His dad (played by the hockey great Eric Nesterenko) discourages 
		him, but his brother offers to do his chores, and so Youngblood tries 
		out for a minor league Canadian team.
		
		The best scenes in "Youngblood" are these early ones, as the hero meets 
		the hard-as-nails coach (Ed Lauter) and gets his first look at the evil, 
		sadistic Racki (George Finn), a bearded ice demon who delights in 
		playing dirty and trying to kill his opponents. Even here, however, the 
		movie has serious lapses in tone.
		
		There's an unnecessary scene where Youngblood is seduced by his 
		hot-blooded landlady, and another one where he's trapped in a public 
		corridor of the stadium wearing nothing but his jockstrap. These scenes 
		are so obviously set up as cheap shots that they undermine the integrity 
		of the scenes that are intended seriously.
		
		By the middle of the film, we are deep into the CLIDVIC formula.
		
		Racki has almost killed one of Youngblood's teammates. Youngblood 
		returns to the farm, where his father (working in the great tradition of 
		Burgess Meredith in the "Rocky" movies and Pat Morita in "The Karate 
		Kid") puts him into training and teaches him age-old wisdom. Then, of 
		course, it's time for the Big Game, in which the kid will make his 
		comeback and the evil Racki will eat ice.
		
		Lowe apparently worked hard to prepare for "Young blood." He does a lot 
		of his own skating, for which I give him credit. But I think the actors 
		have been let down by the screenplay, which has them doing all the work.
		
		If Rob Lowe had to learn to play hockey, was it too much to ask Peter 
		Markle, the writer-director, to write an original screenplay instead of 
		the umpteenth ripoff of CLIDVIC?