

      Wimbledon--a romantic tale about a washed-up tennis player finding love 
      with an on-the-rise tennis star--unfortunately elicits about as much 
      excitement as watching a video match of Pong. Point. Set. Match.
      
      
      
      
      Story
      
      
Love 
      means never having to say you're sorry; it's a many splendored thing; it's 
      all you need. But in tennis, love means zero; it means you lose. Or does 
      it? For Peter Colt (Paul Bettany), a British pro tennis player seeded near 
      the bottom of the world tennis ranks, love actually inspires him. After 
      scoring a wild card to play in the prestigious Wimbledon tournament, he 
      meets and falls for the rising and highly competitive American tennis star 
      Lizzie Bradbury (Kirsten Dunst), fueling a winning streak he hasn't had 
      since he began his career. For Lizzie, however, the love thing doesn't 
      necessarily work out as well. Her feelings for Peter become a distraction, 
      throwing her off her game. Hmmm. Can these two crazy kids keep it together 
      long enough so Peter can fulfill his lifelong dream of winning the men's 
      singles title, even if it means his muse might have to sacrifice her first 
      Wimbledon title?
      
      
      Acting
      
      Kirsten Dunst may be what draws you in but Paul Bettany is the reason 
      you don't walk out. The British actor, who made an impression with 
      American audiences playing the oh-so-witty Chaucer in A Knight's Tale and 
      then wowed them in Oscar winners such as A Beautiful Mind and Master and 
      Commander, doesn't disappoint in his first lead role. Bettany's Peter 
      embodies all that charm we've come to love and expect in our British 
      actors--although thankfully not as floppy as Hugh Grant--he stumbles about 
      and apologizes profusely. It's so cute. And he makes a pretty darn 
      believable tennis player to boot (one would hope so after the intense 
      training session the actors apparently had to go through to prepare for 
      the movie). Unfortunately, Dunst does not fare as well. Her Lizzie is 
      appealing, and she adequately handles the tennis stuff--but she ultimately 
      fails to connect with her male lead, making their relationship seem 
      forced. Their beginning sparks are fun but when there's suppose to be a 
      real flame igniting between them, you're left scratching your head, 
      wondering just when, where and why they fell in love so hard, so fast. 
      Yep, that's a big red flag.
      
      
      Direction
      
      I've said sports movies usually work. To clarify: That is, team sports. 
      Sport movies where the action revolves around a single competitor are 
      harder to pull off. It's just not as exciting watching an underdog 
      struggle with himself in order to win. Luckily, director Richard Loncraine 
      (HBO's My House in Umbria) seems to know this fact. Even though Peter 
      takes Centre Court (that's the British way of spelling it), Loncraine 
      tries to at least create a more complete picture, giving us a glimpse into 
      the world of tennis as well as delving into the traditions of Wimbledon 
      and how the Brits feel about the prestigious tournament, where British 
      champions are few and far between. Loncraine also utilizes real-life 
      tennis pros, such as John McEnroe and Chris Evert, who appear as 
      announcers, to liven up the proceedings. Even the action on the court, 
      with close-up shots of the ball whizzing over the net, gets the blood 
      pumping a little--wish there was a lot more of that. But then, of course, 
      one could just turn on the TV and watch the real Wimbledon, instead 
      watching a silly, run-of-the-mill romantic comedy set there. 
      
      Bottom Line
      
      Even with an appealing Paul Bettany on the back line, Wimbledon's 
      cross-court love match mostly fumbles along rather than running up to the 
      net for the kill shot. (How about that for a bunch of tennis clichés?)