T’was the night before Christmas,

And again they are gone,

To give our brave troops

Some beauty and brawn.

And now if you wonder

Just who they might be,

It’s Raw and it’s SmackDown!,

It’s the WWE!

Kennedy’s there,

I said KENNEDY!

Jeff Hardy, Mysterio,

Hardcore and Henry.

Naturally the initials,

As in HBK,

And of course Randy Orton,

Won’t forget Y2J.

Carlito and Cena

And Ron Simmons – damn!

As well as some divas

To make up the glam.

It was a big deal, this trip that was made

In this, the fifth year of McMahon’s great crusade

To give a few laughs, some cheers and escape

To the men and the women that keep things in shape.

Those divas I mentioned,

How about Mickie James?

And Lilian and Layla,

Yeah, those are some names.

Kelly Kelly went too,

Repetitive I know,

There was also Maria

To add to the show.

But while those in attendance

Admired this bunch,

It is THEY who are heroes

And pack such a punch.

In Iraq they are fighting

For causes some say

Are not worth the effort

And we should not stay.

With each year that goes by

Some agree and some not,

But one thing’s for sure,

We must stand by this lot.

And just as before

They deserve our support

And our prayers that their lives

Will not be cut short.

And they also deserve

Entertainment and fun,

By an unlikely Santa

Who won’t be outdone.

So thanks, Vince McMahon

For another good flight.

Merry Christmas to all,

And to all a good night!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!

Be safe and God Bless,

Viva La Raza,

Barb.